Horny Horoscope 
Aries (March 21 – April 19): It's International Day of Conscience today, Aries! So don't forget to indulge in some deep, thoughtful introspection while also exploring the pleasures of your own conscience. Just make sure it's not a one-way street.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): As an Earthy Taurus, you may feel grounded and stable today on International Day of Conscience, but remember to leave room for a little dirtiness as well. The grass is always greener when you're the one rolling around in it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Geminis are known for their playful curiosity, so today on International Day of Conscience might be a great time to explore your own curiosity about the many facets of human consciousness. Just don't forget to put that tongue back in your mouth before you share with others!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Today's International Day of Conscience is an opportunity for you, sensitive Cancer, to tap into those deep waters of emotion and use them to fuel your intellectual pursuits. Just make sure not to get too lost in the depths of thought.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): As a natural-born leader, Leo, today's International Day of Conscience might be just the day for you to let others follow your lead. And if they don't, well, it could lead to some interesting power dynamics that would make a good story later on.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): The International Day of Conscience is here, Virgo! So take this opportunity to reflect on your own conscious decisions and how they have shaped your life. Just remember to include your latest sexual conquest in that reflection.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Balanced Libras, today's International Day of Conscience is a chance for you to explore the many dimensions of your own consciousness. And if you need some guidance on how to do it, just take a look at that beautiful face in the mirror.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Scorpios are known for their intensity and passion, so today's International Day of Conscience could be the perfect opportunity for you to explore those deep, dark corners of your own consciousness. Just make sure not to scare off any potential hookups in the process!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Adventurous Sags, today's International Day of Conscience is a chance for you to expand your horizons and explore new realms of thought. Just make sure not to get lost in those far-off galaxies when you should be focused on the present moment.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): As an Earthy Capricorn, today's International Day of Conscience is a chance for you to ground yourself and explore your connection with nature. Just make sure not to get too lost in those bushes while doing so!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Inventive Aquarius, today's International Day of Conscience is an opportunity for you to tap into your creative potential and use it to explore new realms of thought. Just remember that your ideas are as limitless as the universe itself!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Empathetic Pisces, today's International Day of Conscience is a chance for you to tap into your own intuitive powers and use them to explore the depths of human consciousness. Just make sure not to get too lost in those dreamy waters!