Aries: World Art Day brings out your creative side! Channel your inner Picasso and let the world witness your masterpieces… or at least some tasteful nudes.
Taurus: Tax Day may seem daunting, but it's an opportunity to claim every single gay-themed deduction you can think of. And by "think of," I mean "google."
Gemini: Today is Father Damien Day! Embrace your inner missionary and find yourself a hot local priest who needs some… spiritual guidance.
Cancer: Cancerians are naturally nurturing, so show the world how much you care for Mother Earth by adopting a vegan lifestyle… or at least try to eat less meat this month. Baby steps!
Leo: Leo, the spotlight is all yours today! Let your inner diva shine and strut your stuff on the catwalk in that fabulous outfit you've been saving for a special occasion.
Virgo: Virgos are known for their attention to detail, so make sure to double-check those tax documents before sending them off to Uncle Sam. You don't want any unwanted attention from the IRS!
Libra: Today is all about balance, Libra! Balance your time between work and play… and by "work," I mean grinding on that hot bartender at the local gay club.
Scorpio: Scorpions are intense, so embrace your inner passion today by diving headfirst into a steamy encounter with your favorite anonymous hookup app.
Sagittarius: Sagittarians love adventure, so why not explore some new kinks and fantasies this World Art Day? Get ready for an arty, erotic masterpiece!
Capricorn: Capricorns are responsible, so make sure to file your taxes early and pay attention to every deduction possible. A little extra cash never hurt anyone… or their hookup.
Aquarius: Aquarians are the water bearers of the zodiac, so take this opportunity to cleanse yourself spiritually (and physically) with a hot tub session for one.
Pisces: Pisceans are known for being dreamy and intuitive, so let your imagination run wild tonight and invite that sexy stranger from Grindr over for a steamy sleepover.