Aries (March 21 – April 19): You're feeling extra passionate today, Aries. So much so that your mother will find you both in the bedroom and on the bed!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Today is Mother's Day, Taurus, but don't let your mother catch you making a scene at the gay pride parade. She might not approve of the float you're dancing on.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Gemini, your mother loves seeing you grow up, especially when it comes to trying out new sexual experiences this Mother's Day!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Your mother might be a bit too proud of the cute little house in the suburbs you and your partner are moving into. Don't let her see the wild parties you throw there!
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Leos are known for their dramatic flair, but even you might raise eyebrows this Mother's Day when you invite your mother to a gay male strip club.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Today is Mother's Day, Virgo, and that means it's time to show off your culinary skills with some homemade anal beads for your partner!
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Libra, you're feeling extra romantic today. Why not plan a surprise Mother's Day trip with your mom and your boyfriend? Just make sure she doesn't catch you sneaking off to the glory hole at the gay bathhouse!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Scorpios, you know how to keep things spicy in the bedroom. Today, surprise your mother with a special Mother's Day gift: A ticket to the gay BDSM dungeon!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You love to travel, Sagittarius. Why not plan a Mother's Day getaway for you and your mom? Just make sure she doesn't find out about the swingers club at the resort!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Today is Mother's Day, Capricorn, so why not treat her to a special gift? Maybe even a brand new butt plug for you both to enjoy together!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarians are known for their quirky sense of humor. This Mother's Day, surprise your mom with a fun DIY project: A homemade gay pride flag made from her old curtains!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Pisces, you love to show off your artistic side. For Mother's Day, why not create a beautiful oil painting of your latest sexual escapades? Just don't let your mother see it!