Aries: The universe has a wild side today, so don't be shy about exploring your own inner playboy. Just remember, when it comes to animal magnetism, always go for the rabies shot first!
Taurus: Today is a day of deep reflection, so take some time to sit back and let your mind wander through fields of golden daffodils, or perhaps something more exciting…
Gemini: With the stars aligning in your favor, it's time to take advantage of that flirtatious nature and spread some universal access to information among the stars themselves!
Cancer: Your crabby demeanor might be off-putting to some, but today's celestial events suggest that everyone has a soft underbelly, so go ahead and expose yours!
Leo: Today is a day of universal access to information, and you should take advantage of it by updating your profile picture with something truly gold star worthy.
Virgo: As the earth moves through space, so too must you embrace your inner sensualist and explore the unknown depths of sexual exploration. Just remember to wear protection!
Libra: Today is a day of balance, but when it comes to matters of the heart, don't be afraid to tip the scales in favor of pure passion!
Scorpio: Your intensity can sometimes intimidate others, but today is a time for universal access to information. Share your secrets and watch as everyone else follows suit!
Sagittarius: Today is a day for adventure, so don't be afraid to unleash your wild side and go chasing after something truly golden star worthy!
Capricorn: As you climb the ladder of success, remember that every rung can lead to a world of excitement. And if you happen to stumble upon a rabies-free playmate along the way, consider it serendipity!
Aquarius: With your imaginative mind and unconventional approach to life, today's celestial events could bring you universal access to some truly out-of-this-world experiences. Just make sure you bring back a souvenir!
Pisces: As the most emotional of all the zodiac signs, you might find yourself feeling extra sensitive today. But remember, a bit of vulnerability can sometimes lead to some truly golden star moments!