Aries (March 21 – April 19): The moon is in your pants this week, so make sure you don't trip over any stray teddy bears during your romantic escapades. Your love life will be filled with surprises like a well-timed visit from the pizza guy.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The stars say it's time to spice things up in the bedroom, Taurus. But instead of trying out new positions, why not invite your significant other to an impromptu dance class? You might just surprise yourself with your moves.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Don't be surprised if you find a hidden talent this week, Gemini. Maybe it's your newfound ability to sing like Cher or your knack for making the perfect martini. Who knows, you might even start a whole new career!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): It's time to get a little naughty this week, Cancer. Embrace your inner goddess and have some fun with a sensual massage from your partner. You'll be thanking the stars for this one.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): A new romance is just around the corner, Leo. And it seems like fate has thrown you a curveball: it's a romantic encounter with someone who looks exactly like your best friend! But hey, variety is the spice of life, right?
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Your love life will be filled with surprises this week, Virgo. Keep an eye out for unexpected visitors – it could be a hot new crush or just someone from your past looking to reconnect.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): If you've been feeling a little too serious lately, Libra, it's time to loosen up and have some fun in the bedroom. Why not try out a new role-playing scenario like "Batman and Robin in the Bedroom"?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): The stars say you'll be feeling a bit possessive this week, Scorpio. Don't let your jealousy get the best of you! Instead, try channeling that energy into something more productive, like learning how to twerk.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Your love life will be filled with excitement this week, Sagittarius. But make sure you're ready for some unexpected twists and turns. Maybe it's a new lover who has an unusual fetish or just someone with a really big… nose.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): It's time to take control of your love life, Capricorn. And by that, we mean taking the lead in the bedroom. If you usually prefer being on the receiving end of affection, now is the perfect time to switch things up!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Your love life will be filled with surprises this week, Aquarius. Embrace the chaos and try out a new position or play a little game of "Strip Scrabble" with your partner. The sky's the limit!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Get ready for some serious passion this week, Pisces. The stars say it's time to turn up the heat in the bedroom. Maybe try incorporating some new toys or just experimenting with your partner's favorite spots.