Aries: Put on your tightest leather and go out tonight with a daddy who knows how to handle you just right. Trust us, it's going to be an Aries-worthy adventure.
Taurus: Sometimes life can feel like one long chore, Taurus. Treat yourself to something nice today – maybe a new toy or a little more time with your favorite bottom. You deserve it.
Gemini: Today is all about balance, Gemini. Balance that load of cum in the bed or on your phone, and make sure you're giving just as good as you're getting.
Cancer: A Cancer knows how to love deep and hard, Crab. Let someone take control for a change, and see how it feels to be the one getting dominated. You might just like it.
Leo: Leos are known for their fiery personalities – use that fire to set the bed on fire tonight! And we're not talking about sheets.
Virgo: It's time for a little self-care, Virgo. Book yourself a massage…from someone who knows how to put their hands to good use.
Libra: Today is all about balance and harmony in your love life, Libra. Find that perfect match – or at least one that can match you pound for pound.
Scorpio: Scorpios are known for their intensity and passion – show us what you're made of tonight! And by that we mean your stamina and ability to bottom like a champ.
Sagittarius: A Sagittarius is always up for an adventure, Archer. Make sure to explore some new territory (and positions) tonight with a hot new top.
Capricorn: Work hard, play harder – or at least that's what Capricorns should live by today! Give your best performance yet in the bedroom and reap the rewards later.
Aquarius: An Aquarius is always looking for something new and exciting, right? Take a chance on someone you might not usually go for tonight – you never know what kind of fun you'll have.
Pisces: Pisces are known for their sensitivity and emotional depth – show us how deep your passion goes today! And by that we mean, well, you get the idea.