Aries: With Venus in retrograde, you may find yourself revisiting past flames this week. But remember, Aries, old loves aren't always worth the candle!
Taurus: This week, Mars aligns with Jupiter, bringing newfound sexual energy your way. Just be sure to use protection, Bull, as Venus is still in retrograde.
Gemini: As Mercury trines Saturn, you might find yourself attracted to a more mature lover this week, Gemini. But remember, age is just a number!
Cancer: The full moon brings a newfound appreciation for the finer things in life, Cancer. So go ahead and indulge in that expensive lube – it's worth every penny!
Leo: With Uranus opposing Mars this week, you might find yourself feeling unusually adventurous, Leo. Just make sure to wear a helmet during your escapades!
Virgo: As the sun enters Virgo season, your innate perfectionism could lead you to seek out the perfect bottom. But remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Libra: This week, Venus and Mars team up for an unforgettable encounter. Enjoy the ride, Libra, but don't forget to hold on tight!
Scorpio: As Mercury squares Saturn, you might feel a strong desire to explore new kinks this week, Scorpio. But remember, safety first!
Sagittarius: With Jupiter in retrograde, you could find yourself attracted to someone from your past this week, Sagittarius. Just remember, you can't go back and change the past!
Capricorn: The full moon brings a renewed appreciation for self-care this week, Capricorn. So why not treat yourself to that fancy vibrator you've been eyeing?
Aquarius: As Mars enters Aquarius season, you might find yourself feeling more assertive in the bedroom than usual. Just remember, communication is key!
Pisces: With Neptune square Pluto, your emotions may be running high this week, Pisces. But don't worry – it's only temporary! Just let yourself feel the feels and enjoy the ride.