Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your bedazzled jockstrap will catch the eye of a fellow gym rat today, but watch out for those pesky straps! Make sure you're wearing your lucky ankle bracelet to ward off any potential mishaps.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You'll meet your match at the local gay bar tonight, so don't be shy about showing off those biceps! Just remember to keep it classy and save the dirty talk for the bedroom.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Your tongue-in-cheek humor will win you some new friends at the Pride parade, but beware of accidentally swiping right on that cute guy who looks just like your ex.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Today is a great day to break out the corsets and lace for a steamy night with your special someone. Just remember, less is more when it comes to the body paint.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): You'll make a splash at the pool party, but don't forget to reapply that sunscreen! Trust us, nobody wants to see you sporting a new set of freckles in all the wrong places.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Your creative talents will shine at the art show this weekend, so be prepared for some friendly competition! Just remember to keep your hands off those gorgeous canvases.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): You'll strike up a deep conversation with someone special at the local coffee shop today. Don't forget your lucky condom keychain, just in case things get steamy!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Today is all about indulging in some self-care, so make sure to pamper yourself with a luxurious massage and maybe even a little solo playtime.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You'll feel the urge to explore new terrain today, so why not head out for an adventure with your favorite travel buddy? Just remember to pack your emergency lube kit!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Today is a great day to take charge in the bedroom and spice things up with a little BDSM action. Just make sure you read the safety guidelines before diving in!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You'll be feeling the love at tonight's queer dance party, so don't be afraid to shake that booty on the dance floor! Just remember to save some energy for the afterparty.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Your intuition will guide you to a night of passion with someone who truly understands your soul. Just make sure they don't mind sharing your bubble bath.