Today’s Horoscope: April 15, 2025

Aries: World Art Day brings out your creative side! Channel your inner Picasso and let the world witness your masterpieces… or at least some tasteful nudes. Taurus: Tax Day may seem daunting, but it's an opportunity to claim every single gay-themed deduction you can think of. And by "think of," I mean "google." Gemini: Today … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 14, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your love life is about to heat up like a Chagas Disease fever, so get ready for some sexy adventures! If you play your cards right, you'll end up with the jack of all trades who knows how to give a mean back massage. Taurus (April 20 – May … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 13, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): The world may see you as a lamb, but tonight you'll roar like a lion. Don't worry if your growl has a hint of purr; it's all part of the Aries charm. Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Your practical nature can make for some steamy scenes, and today … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 12, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): You're feeling restless tonight, Aries. Why not take a trip to the moon and find yourself some spacey action? Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Tonight, you'll be surrounded by passionate love, Taurus. Let it all go and enjoy the ride! Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Gemini, today … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 11, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your libido is on fire today, so don't forget to wear your flame-retardant gear before going for a swim with that sexy water sign! Taurus (April 20 – May 20): It's raining men, and you're the only one left indoors. Today might be the perfect day to finally embrace … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 10, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your star sign today promises a night filled with passion and adventure. Whether you're conquering new territory or getting lost in the wilderness of your own bedroom, it's sure to be a memorable experience. Just remember to pack enough lube for any unexpected detours. Taurus (April 20 – May … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 09, 2025

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your libido is on fire today, Aries. Get ready to light up the night with a fiery fling that will have you howling at the moon. Just remember to put out the candles before you snuff it too. Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Taurus, your sensual side is … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 08, 2025

Aries: Today you'll feel like a fierce lioness in the library, prowling for hot books and intellectual titillation. Just don't let those librarians catch you red-handed with their precious volumes between your legs! Taurus: As a bull, you're known for your strength and determination. Use these traits to navigate through the stacks and seek out … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 07, 2025

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Today, the stars align for you to find your next conquest at a community pride parade. Just remember to pack plenty of lube and condoms in your cute leather bag. Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): The universe is urging you to explore new sexual experiences with a partner … Read more

Today’s Horoscope: April 06, 2025

April 6th is a special day for gay sports enthusiasts and fans of plaid. Here are your zodiac horoscopes for today: 1) Aries (March 21 – April 19): As the Ram, you're known to be bold and fiery, but don't forget to keep it cheeky in bed tonight. Your love life is as unpredictable as … Read more